3 definitions by Matthew Van Gorder

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

the best looking in any given group or gathering.

Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.

My brosee Jeff Pap digs what I'm repping, ya heard?