Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Goetz

(v.) the act of completely and utterly owning in a manner that leaves no dispute as to the victor.

I'm going to goetz my final.

Dave 2 goetzed Dave 1 on his first semester grades.

by B. Goetz September 3, 2010

goretex

An American Rapper that raps in many of necro songs and also has albums of his own.

goretex is clinicly insane

by THE SEGZ MASTER August 22, 2006

goretastic

Something fantastic with excessive blood & gore.

That horror movie was goretastic!

by Adamus May 17, 2006

Golett Mcgee

Someone who gets great enjoyment out of picking out all the small balls of lint (goletts) from the inside of a dryer. Also can be used as a name for someone who is constantly attacking strangers and giving them violent handjobs.

Hernandez: What's with that guy covered in lint over there?
Paco: Oh don't worry, he's just a Golett Mcgee.

Dennis: Why is that random chump over there attacking random people, pulling their pants down, and giving them handjobs?
Jambalaya: Now he's going to another guy and giving him a handjob too. This is crazy!
Dennis: He's such a Golett Mcgee!
*mutual chortling*

by HalfClick101 March 14, 2013

Maya Goetzenberger

Maya Goetzenberger is one of the prettiest people around. She is welcoming, and all around fun to be around. She's smart, kind hearted, cheery, and one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. If you have a friend that's named Maya Goetzenberger NEVER and I mean EVER let go of them. She's one in a million. If you even know one, but aren't friends with her... you're pretty freaking lucky. Maya's got your back through thick and thin. Sometimes she will get you in trouble... but together you'll be able to get out of it. Maya is a hidden gem and will do anything for you. Always keep Maya Maya Goetzenberger in you heart.

Random person: "Wow it's like she's glowing. Who the heck is she?"
Other random person: "Oh. She's Maya Goetzenberger. I wish I could be like her."
Best friend: "She's one in a million, and she's my best friend. I'm so lucky."

by turtlesareus May 23, 2022

goetz

a girl or boy belonging to the GOETZ family, usually good natured and good looking. Either rich, or filthy rich..
athletic, rarely lazy. oblivious to name brands.

man..i saw a Goetz buying a Prada Purse yesterday! He/she was lookin SO good!

by Arielle :) December 14, 2003