Goise

goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.

when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"

by Goiserclause September 8, 2007

goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.

Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!

by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010

goatse

Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.

Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?

by roloscopy July 16, 2008

Goatseed

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.

Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!

by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.

(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus.

Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'

by WCD September 16, 2005

Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019