Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.
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Get the goofer dust mug.1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.
3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.
3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!
by StevenOH! January 26, 2010
Get the Goiner mug.A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.
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I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.
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