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googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.
Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.
by goober September 9, 2004
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googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.
"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."
by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014
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gigglebate

To masturbate while having a good laugh, or possibly a giggle.Opposite of Mastercry.
Dave Chapelle was so funny, I just had to gigglebate!
by McGooey March 18, 2006
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Gogglehead

A gogglehead is an organism native to rich and dense suburbian areas, specifically in bubbles (Irvine, Newport, etc.). Goggleheads are best described as a human-like looking animals with large black circles around the area where the eyes are supposed to be. The circles might have some slight variation in shape.
The first Goggleheads were first thought to start only with females. Observers saw the size of the black circles grow over a period of five months, and once it got large enough, they were declared a whole new species, Gogguleus Gigantius. Once adaption occured over all highschools, the species soon spread to middle schools and to mothers, specifically milfs. From there, the species spread to vulnerable males.
It all started as a curious and peculiar growth of a unique species, but as of late, it has turned into an uncontrollable epidemic, and in the eyes of the Department of Fish and Game, is a problem to the enviroment. To solve this, they have delcared an open season for Goggleheads.
"Don't worry about her, she's just another Gogglehead."
by Prashant October 16, 2006
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gongbeater

a realy cute guy who is just so stupid. a guy who is a wanker.
fuck man he is so cute, but he so dumb: a real gongbeater.
by prettyboi July 3, 2006
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googlette

The little animal one thinks of when they are told to google something

Google + It = Googlette
Boy1: Hey man i need info on WW1

Boy2: Dude Googlette

Boy3: Is that like a piglette
by Di~Vad July 21, 2007
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Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.
Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
by machBailz May 17, 2007
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