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The Goddamn

1. Anything.

2. The Goddamn is a phrase that can replace any word(s) you don't feel like saying or can't think the name of. The Goddamn is most effective when delivered properly, often at the end of a sentence, confusing some while providing entertainment to yourself and others. When used properly, you will most likely get the response, "What the hell is the Goddamn?", or, "The Goddamn what?". If you are able to produce this result, give youself 2 points.
"Give me The Goddamn."

"Where the hell is Pete?"
"He's out talking on The Goddamn."

"Sorry I'm late, I had some trouble with The Goddamn."
by PeteNutz November 6, 2008
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goddamn

When used as an expletive- Very offensive to religious (Christian) people. Calling for God to "DAMN" condemn something.
Why this became "using the Lord's name in vain" I do not see it.

2: Adjective- Like many other profane adjectives. Used to describe a noun that is very much disliked.
This use is not "anti-religious" in any way, but still offends most.
1: After smashing thumb with hammer...."goddamn it" Many times "dammit"

2: "I hate this God-Damn(ed)hammer".....Substitute any profane adjective here and it is the same.
"Fucking" hammer, "Shittin" hammer, "piece of shit" hammer

Why is it so morally wrong to wish for God's eternal damnation of something(noun) you hate. You are not actually asking God directly as if speaking to him/praying to him and asking for His eternal damnation of something....but why is is so immoral even if you asked.

Regardless...Context! Context! Context!...This is what matters in the mainstream world.....not just in church or with the ladies for tea.
And being used as an adjective is quite accepted today and not thought of as some sort of direct insult/slam/blaspheme/sin toward GOD.
by TobyU September 16, 2007
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Goddamn Brewery!

Also expressed as GDB.

It is an expressed feeling of rage when something you enjoy completely blows up in your face.

From the movie Beerfest, when Landfill explains how he got fired from his job at the brewery because he loved beer so much that he drank 40 bottles off the line.
"Ahhh, I love playing games on my computer."

*Blue Screen*

"GODDAMN BREWERY!!!"
by cygnus6300 September 7, 2012
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goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.
"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."
by fugitive October 1, 2004
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goddamn

1)intj. awe, disbelief
2)adj. something of a negative value
1) "Goddamn, she just left me."
2) " That goddamn wrech broke again!"
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.
George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.
by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010
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re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.
The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.
by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005
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