Goatware

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.

1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"

by zeus0r October 7, 2012

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

goatmaker

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.

Aww fuck off you goatmaker!

by dark0dave April 13, 2008

Goatsar

verb

Like the spanish Verb congugations

goatsar is To goatse someone


goatso is i goatse
goatas is you goatse
goatsa is he she or they goatse
goatsamos we goatse
goatsan is he she they plural

Me gusta goatsar me amigo Cole quién amores bromean

(I like to goatse my frined cole who loves kids)

by Sloth November 27, 2004

Goatman

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019