gnurk

The noise that your mouth makes involuntarily when your brain is completely confused. A more guttural and primal version of "huh?"

Can also convey slightly nauseated confusion.

Jim "If I could I definitely tap that Po's little red ass"
Bob "Gnurk?"
Jim "Oh...errr...I mean Teletubbies are so 1990's"

by Blondini April 3, 2008

Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

gnook

acronym: global nomadic organization of knowledge.

pronounced "nook", the g being silent.

gnook.org

by sbr22 October 17, 2008

Gorkel

A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.

Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.

by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013

gorkem

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.

Gorkem, you luurrrrve god, even Orlando Bloom doesn't make me melt as much as you. ;)

You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.

by erinnn y. December 14, 2008

gorkalitus

To have a sore throat or loss of voice from giving too many blow jobs or too much deep throating.

"Candice your voice is really hoarse today." Yea my boyfriend gave me gorkalitus.

by cptcrunk June 26, 2015

geork

A cross between geek and dork.

You're more of a geork than a geek or dork.

by namaevet May 7, 2010