gnurk

The noise that your mouth makes involuntarily when your brain is completely confused. A more guttural and primal version of "huh?"

Can also convey slightly nauseated confusion.

Jim "If I could I definitely tap that Po's little red ass"
Bob "Gnurk?"
Jim "Oh...errr...I mean Teletubbies are so 1990's"

by Blondini April 3, 2008

Gurksed

Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.

"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."

by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018

gnur

The stinky stuff you find in your belly button, more common in innies than outies.

I was digging around in my belly button and pulled out a big wad of gnur.

by Marcoda May 21, 2011

Gurkhas

Ultimate alpha badasses from the mountains of Nepal. Bred in fire and brimstone, it's been scientifically proven that Gurkhas are the manliest men of all time. They fight for Nepal, India and the United Kingdom, and march into battle weilding their Kukri 'knives' to the tune of 'Rap Gamez Callin' by Stevie Stone. The United Nations are investigating whether the use of Gurkha in battle constitutes a war crime, and recently declassified documents from the UK Ministry of Defence have revealed that the Trident nuclear programme is a myth, and in fact the British nuclear deterrent has always consisted solely of the Brigade of Gurkhas.

Preparing for an airborne assualt during the Malaya emergency, a British colonel asked the leader of a platoon of Gurkhas if they would be prepared to jump from a C130. Somewhat to the colonel's surprise, the Gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men. The next day, the Gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.

'But at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn't work,' the colonel explained.

The Gurkha replied, 'Parachutes? No-one mentioned parachutes!'

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

Gürkan

Lazy but very smart person, who will probably achieve a lot in life and have a lot of succes.

He doesn’t do anything, he’s gürkan

by W12ndjd January 10, 2018

Gürkan

A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..

Omggg was that gürkan i think i melt!!

by Anonymus__12345 January 1, 2017

Gurkha

Incredibly badass Nepalese warriors known for their sybolic Khukuri blades of disembowlment and decapitation, and their contributions to the armies of Britan, India, and Nepal. There have been cases of Gurkha Warriors fighting off over 30 people at a time.

If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.

by KEVLAR60442 May 5, 2011