Definitions by Blondini

gnurk 

The noise that your mouth makes involuntarily when your brain is completely confused. A more guttural and primal version of "huh?"

Can also convey slightly nauseated confusion.

Jim "If I could I definitely tap that Po's little red ass"
Bob "Gnurk?"
Jim "Oh...errr...I mean Teletubbies are so 1990's"

gnurk by Blondini April 3, 2008

flatty 

Contraction of flatmate used colloquially in New Zealand - Wellington in particular...

X: So are you meeting me at the pub?
Y: Yeah and my flatty will be there a bit later after she finishes work...

flatty by Blondini October 29, 2006