Gilbert

The gayest nigga of them all, parents don’t love them, real shit named Gilbert.

There are real niggas in this world named Gilbert

by Digbick282828 June 11, 2018

Gilbert

Thinks he is a ladies man.. reality says he cock blocks like a defensive lineman and is always missing when its his round.. classic south african.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.

Lad 1: Yo man what happened to you and that girl you were talking to.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.

by aaron previte October 21, 2011

Gilbert

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film

Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?

by SilverHornet June 24, 2010

Gilbert

A small town in Northern Minnesota where its pretty straight up gangsta.

So where u live?
In Gilbert.

by Silvercougar May 3, 2009

Gilbert

The Gayest nigga of them all.

“Fuck, that nigga is a Gilbert “

by Anti Gilbert Society June 11, 2018

Gilberts

The smallest town with the biggest trees.

person 1: "It smell like somebody just blasted a L."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."

by Can Ox April 6, 2008

Gilbert

A purple-veined mother trucker who does not like the word Gilbert. Commonly found with Bald Kevin, his partner in crime. Makes fun of dead family members and thinks it is hilarious. However, if you say Gilbert, prepare for an assault as this word makes the wild Gilbert hostile and will attack by stamping on your toes if angered. He is a very feral beast out in the wild with his well-known pack, THE BWR.

A Wild Gilbert Approaches. Gilbert Used "Stamp On Toes". This Was Not Effective. 0 Damage Inflicted.

by BobJerry01 June 17, 2018