Gaylord

A small town in southern Minnesota. Located in Sibley County. Repeatedly made fun of for the name of Gaylord. Sometimes called Gaytown and towns around us refer to us as Gaykids. Others also say we are gay.

"Hey, I'm from Arlington. Where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Gaylord!"
"Haha are you, like, Gay or something?

by lovespentinthedark April 6, 2011

Gaylord Move

To do something dumb or not needed. You are usually hyped up on your gayness.

1. Dude that was a Gaylord Move

by sneekycobb January 30, 2010

o gaylord

verb. to o gaylord is to show so much PDA that your friends want to gag.

"Those guys were so o gaylording last night that I thought I was going to barf."

by freakygrrl October 5, 2011

Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

Gaylordx

The definition of Gaylordx:

i) Low in strength or inability to fulfill the ultimate gayness.
ii) A lord of all the gayness that are happening in this era and the ruler of all the gaylordx on Earth.
iii) A particular Gaylordx opened a society called the Gaylordx Corp for the Gaylordx United Nation.

The "x" stands for hardly anything, just some letter to make things look gayer.

Anonymous 1: Who is the king of all of the Gaylordx?

Anonymous 2: He's stanging righ in-front of me, looks like he has the abilty to be gay.

Anonymous 1: Errr, me?

Anonymous 2: YES!

by Cadbury12 & Gedik8 March 16, 2009

gaylord

A standard size cardboard container (48" x 40" x 36") which fits perfectly on a standard pallet.

We need another Gaylord of resin brought to the machine.

by A. aber January 10, 2008

Gaylord

1: A hotel franchise owning the Gaylord Opry Land in Nashville Tennessee

2: A name nobody wants to have

3: A certain small town in Michigan

4: The insult to beat all insults

1: We just spent a night at the Gaylord hotel in Nashville

2: I bet that kid lives in Gaylord Michigan, that's why he's so depressed

3: Wait your name is Gaylord? Ha ha you're a fucking queer

4: Justin Bieber is the king of all you Gaylords

by Amazing Bro July 10, 2015