Gastroniggitis

Inflammation to a negro's stomach after the consumption of heavy fried foods.

I think I have Gastroniggitis because I ate four pieces of fried chicken and now I am ready to sit in my favorite recliner and fall asleep.

by blakbrova and blaksista March 12, 2009

gastronaut

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.

He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

by ARog59 September 25, 2024

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025