giraffalope

very large animal the cross between a giraffe, an antolope ,and a grape.

dude you suck huge giraffalope balls, man hes as big as a giraffalope.

by sin March 17, 2004

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Gruffalo

The best of the best. A bad-ass mother fuckin' mother fucker who ever fucked a mother.

Hey Kyle, you know steven right? Yeah, why? He is such a gruffalo.

by Gruffalo101 July 14, 2011

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Vagine Garofalo

An adjective used to describe a whipped, wussy, or scared male friend.

"dude i don't want to play football it's too cold"
"hey c'mon man, stop being a vagine garofalo"

by Rafael Sabal February 21, 2008

Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

garufball

An ape-like, hairy creature, similar in form to an ape. Thousands of years of inbreeding have rendered the Garufballs immune to evolution.

Once thought to be a hunchback, it is now understood that the Garufballs are actually impregnated in the anal passage, meaning the womb is on their back.

Gosh, that Garufball is hairy!

by somerandom August 26, 2003