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garufball 

An ape-like, hairy creature, similar in form to an ape. Thousands of years of inbreeding have rendered the Garufballs immune to evolution.

Once thought to be a hunchback, it is now understood that the Garufballs are actually impregnated in the anal passage, meaning the womb is on their back.
Gosh, that Garufball is hairy!
garufball by somerandom August 26, 2003
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A game created by Burnie Burns, the creator of Red vs Blue. It is a game, played on Halo 3 Foundry, where there is a bomb in the middle of the playing field and either team must take the bomb and score it by planting it on the opponent's side of the field.

David: Oh man, I was so close to scoring on the other team in the Grifball tournament!
Joe: I've seen you play. You suck so bad, I bet that the other team almost let you score to make your team feel better.
David:...no you.
Grifball by Grifball fan April 23, 2008
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garballs 

when a mans testicles have the distinct smell and flavor of vinegar, due to excessive sweating. Not having showered after a long hard day.
"not tonight baby, I've got the "garballs"!
garballs by pervert crew October 22, 2008
A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.
I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.
gruffball by Gleebo August 10, 2009

Grumball 

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.
"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".
Grumball by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016

garyfallia 

Garyfallia is a Greek female name. It is originally used as a flower name.
Garyfallia is so tired.
garyfallia by Hellobrother June 12, 2020
a ball of garfish, usually eaten as an appetiser
yes, bryan, we are having garballs before dinner
Garball by sriricota August 12, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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