tarnished

Drunk,wasted,fucked up, usually after consumption of alcohol

Dude, last night I was tarnished after they busted out that cuervo.

by energizer August 12, 2006

garnish

A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.

Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?

by nate_j_y December 28, 2005

varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011

garnishz

Any Garnish on the rim of a cocktail that high end bartenders who get creative with their recipes use.

Don't give me no soggy fruit, stick some garnishz in my juice. F'chizz!

by CO in Sac. January 4, 2008

tarnished trumpet

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017

garnishment

Any amount of money owned to a third party creditor.

The employee from ABC company has the amount of garnishment to be deducted from his employment income due to court order.

by Maner zoo January 29, 2018

varnished

another word for posh or upper class

jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.

by donkey munt January 30, 2018