Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

a gark

A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.

Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.

by King of the karsmashians May 9, 2016

Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

The Garkies

A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.

“Going to hang with the garkies today, hope nothing too naughty happens. ;)”

by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016