gark

Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc

Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.

by Gary cook December 7, 2003

gark

when your dick herts from wanking to long

dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it

by dddgg March 13, 2010

Garke

A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.

Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!

Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!

by Sunshine :) July 8, 2019

Gark

an old history teacher who has been alive for 100 years

the Gark told fabulous tales of history and time

by Gary-Lee the Fish June 5, 2019

GARK

A shark with no teeth/a beta male

“Did you see that guy talking to those girls by the bar? He didnt even get any of their numbers, what a f****ng Gark”

by Tony Jooce September 19, 2019

gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

Gark

To put a gouge/mark in something.

"Mark hit that door, he's put a GARK in it.

by The Frat President May 5, 2023