Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

grunkly

when something, particularly an article of clothing, is dirty, raggedy, wrinkly, or otherwise notably unpleasant to the eye; something unfashionable or tasteless

Todd: Did you see Sharon's new top?

Jessica: Yeah, it's so grunkly.

by a a aa a July 25, 2022

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003