goobersmooch

a person who smooches goobers

Kevin is such a goobersmooch!

by Angie E November 16, 2006

Gooberslabum

An airsoft game at Wonderland Ranch.

MAN! That Gooberslabum was AWESOME!

Shmeng got like 3 kills!

by Switchblade October 5, 2003

goobersnitzle

a type of game played in Fiji. consisits of a heart of an ex-con, a baseball bat, a rabbits foot of your color choice, and a magnet. take all of these things and make up any type of game you want

goobersnitzle totally rocks

by Nacny and Chauncy October 9, 2008

Goobers

When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"

by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009

galoobert

This is when an eskimo inserts his penis into a male seal for warmth.

The galoobert is now complete and my penis is warm

by schloopie March 10, 2008

Goobersnocks

Adjective describing a particularly stinky individual/thing. Potent, displeasing.

"You smell like goobersnocks!"

by snuffybear February 25, 2010

Goobers Luck

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully

"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs

by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023