gabbiadini

Gabbiadini is a beast who can bang in goals without trying. His left foot is worth more than my house. He likes spaghetti and is my favouret footballer. He is very sexy 😂 From Mikey Hibbert

Les reed went to Europe
To buy a Lamborghini

Instead we bought a striker
His name is gabbiadini

He scores goals with his left foot
He scores goals with his right
And when he scores a goal again we will sing this song all night

by Mikehibbo April 17, 2017

the Chris Kluwe Gambit

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

by james savik August 8, 2020

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022

garbitch

Any garbage can full of bitches. A dumpster where bitches are dropped in. Anyone that is so bitchy they've deemed themselves worthless like garbage.

That tall, flat-chested blonde is such a bitch. She turns her back to people when they try and talk to her with her nose stuck up high. She makes a point to walk the other way if she sees someone "inferior" walking towards her in a hallway. It is regrettable for anyone meeting someone like that. What a piece of garbitch. People like that belong in the garbitch.

by BHart July 15, 2011

garbitch

Someone who is human garbage and also a bitch at the same time.

KEEMSTAR: Ethan, you are garbitch. GAR-BITCH!

by monkeymonger May 21, 2020

Botez Gambit

The Botez Gambit is when you let your opponent in a game of chess take your queen for free without compensation. Similarly, if you miss the opportunity to take the Botez Gambit, it's called a Botez Gambit: Declined.

I did a Botez Gambit and my opponent declined it.

by FAMLIT PERSON May 31, 2022