Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
by Caligalchic September 13, 2023
A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.
"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
by BrazillianButtFartFetish September 22, 2008
This is a sexual act that is accomplished through the insertion of Guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a vagina, then to top it all off, you fuck whichever hole it is. Most commonly performed in the morning.
by Mikey Fresh B February 03, 2011
The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 23, 2013
After a male has produced sufficient dick cheese, he then proceeds to flick it (or "grate" it) onto a female's vaginal region. Upon completion, the male then punches the aforementioned female's vagina (with a closed fist).
Winfield had a bushel of dick cheese and had nothing to do with it. So he flicked it all over Mary's vag, and gave her a nice uppercut."Now thats a Guatemalan Fistpump."
by ZaNdErTHEgReAt January 26, 2011
Very similar to the Asian Thunderstorm. When a guy cums on a girls face and then goes lay a fart in her mouth, but instead shits in her mouth.
While eating hot wings and drinking cheap beer, Janet was begging me to give her an Asian Thunderstorm. Later that night I did, but she wound up with a Guatemalan Mudslide instead.
by Jamdog October 05, 2007
The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
by Sally & Frank December 21, 2008