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grankful

When you and the love of your life are both grateful and thankful for the amazingly sickening love they share. We both hope that you all puke in the presence of our passion and eternal love.
Liza and IGH are grankful for their love, acceptance, and tightness. PB&J Forever
by IGH and Lisa PB&J December 10, 2020
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Don’t mess with me I’m a grank ass mofo
by Malzie.3 December 22, 2020
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I couldn't find a good photo of dad with the granks!
by Ninjavoyager June 17, 2021
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grank

verb
1. To grab oneself or another man's crotch in a cupping fashion, and squeezing

2. To fill in for any noun or verb in a sentence, no real meaning, but those around will know by context (see squanch)
1. I am going to grank you so hard you'll wish you never granked

2. I just saw Jack grank himself, what a legend.
by Rob Grankowski April 25, 2024
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