gotards

One who is mentally handicaped. WBLI Ingredient D

Gotards, gotards GO!!!

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

gotard

(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.

Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!

That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!

by go-tard October 22, 2003

gymtard

One who finds themselves disoriented and confused at the gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.

I know I'm supposed to do something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.

Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.

by SKM July 28, 2012

gotard

one whose going is slowed

Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness

by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003

gotard

v: To be gotarded.
n: One who is a gotard. An extremely retarded moron that tries to be smart

-Look what you did to my monkey, you gotard!

-What are you, some kind of gotard?

-Rush Limbaugh

by Strongbad February 9, 2003

gotard

One who is moronic in movement.

Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place

by assheads August 23, 2003

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009