One who finds themselves disoriented and
confused at the
gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.
I know I'm supposed to do
something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.
Mary came out of her pilates
class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.