SKM's definitions
One who finds themselves disoriented and confused at the gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.
I know I'm supposed to do something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
by SKM July 28, 2012
Get the gymtardmug.