ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

Gilbert 2000s

Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.

Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"

Gilbert: "Nikes..."

Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette

A gay French baguette

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

by Gay101XDLOL August 7, 2017

GILB

Acronym for "God I Love Band". Often used in marching band circles.

"Oh, man that flash band was awesome... GILB!"

"At least the band always wins... GILB"

by TheSwedishNinja October 17, 2011

Gilbey's

a cheap, terrible brand of vodka that's common with college kids. if you dont mix it with random crap..then you'll regret it.

Brian: Yo dude lets make some jungle juice tonight..we got all this gilbey's to put in it.

Kyle: Aww yeah son.

Brian: I have some pink lemonade to mix it with. Any other ideas?

Kyle: Ah dude we can put in some sprite, OJ, maybe some sugar, a loaf of bread, there's a used tire around here somewhere, and some motor oil.

Brian: Legit

by pseudonym? wtf..i'm kyle. April 28, 2009

Gilbertron

A frat guy who bones everything that walks and get's absolutely hammered every chance he gets.

Slut: "Hey, I think I've slept with that guy a couple times before."

Frat guy: "Yeah, we call him Gilbertron because he fucks the shit out of every girl he meets."

by Callieman October 27, 2012

gilberg

A stupid Jew who falls all the time when he plays hockey.

Gilberg is a stupid Jew

by Danny_17_26 January 19, 2017