Garf 

a jerk, mean person, non-listener, downer, person who abandons, boat rider, gambler,weak individual, casino lover, has no abs

He's such a Garf!

Garf by Laquiesha1120 March 2, 2011

garf 

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

garf by GarfHater December 21, 2009

garf 

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

garf by garfallday123 November 22, 2010

Garf 

A word when are exited, in shock, or happy.

Omg garf ;D i can believe this is happening! garrrrrf

Garf by ilikeyourpants May 22, 2011

Garf 

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.

Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.

Garf by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016

garf 

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

garf by civiliangarf May 29, 2018

Garf 

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

Garf by Nixa87 October 22, 2019