Garf

a jerk, mean person, non-listener, downer, person who abandons, boat rider, gambler,weak individual, casino lover, has no abs

He's such a Garf!

by Laquiesha1120 March 2, 2011

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 21, 2009

garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 22, 2010

Garf

A word when are exited, in shock, or happy.

Omg garf ;D i can believe this is happening! garrrrrf

by ilikeyourpants May 22, 2011

Garf

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.

Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.

by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016

garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

by civiliangarf May 29, 2018

Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

by Nixa87 October 22, 2019