futo weyn

Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.

Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!

by somaliweeb May 18, 2018

funto

funto is an amazing person with a great up beat personality. she will always have a smile on her face and whenever funtos around you know the party's started. Everyone loves funto cause she's just that effing amazing. Dinosaurs wish they were funto. most people mistake her for crazy but that's only because the kid definitely knows how to live life.

person:"hey funto"

funto:SHMUR

person:"hahahaha classic funto!"
or
DUDE your smiling so much you could almost be a funto!

by cheeseballchum January 17, 2013

Tom Felton

The actor who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies. Smokin hot. Can sing with his sexy accent.

Tom Felton has Feltbeats on Youtube where you can check out his songs.

by DeathoftheEndless March 27, 2009

Canal Fulton

Tiny ass town in Ohio along the Erie Canal, stuck right between Canton and Akron. Village is officially a "City" but still maintains its biker bar, village idiot, and pointless political babble. High school graduates can expect to go on to Stark State college to major in smoking pot and going tanning too often.

The town has approximately 1 pizza place per 15 people, an unlimited number of places to get a bad haircut, and an ace crimefighting police force that shoots squirrels behind the post office and wrangles cows that wander out into the street.

"Where the hell is canal fulton?"

by adam9911991 January 23, 2006

Tom Felton

Plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible

TOM FELTON FTW

by Clairolina February 5, 2010

Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.

Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.

by omg srsly November 12, 2020

fucton

Fuk-tun
Fucton is used to describe a lot of something. Meaning a 'ton' of a particular item.

Dude, that's a fucton of apples.

by JakeA October 21, 2013