Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.

The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

fagerness

A person who drives a slow automatic car, and is conviced that autos beat manuals all the time no matter what

Racing a Honda is like winning the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded like Fagerness

by Kohl Ervin September 25, 2006

Fernessa

DEPRESSED FOCK.
A girl who has lots of problems. Can't keep a man, is very ugly and she's not even book smart

That girl looks like a Fernessa

by Danggfifi September 29, 2019

fuckerness

the ability to bring out peoples oneryness and rotten characteristics

You can no longer hang out with Jim....he brings out your fuckerness.....

by jiminc1 January 4, 2012

Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)

Furness all the haters

by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017

Fuckedness

When you cant describe how overly fucked something is

Person: I jack off to 177013

Person 2: Do you realize the fuckedness of what you just said?

by mad_lad_the_rad February 19, 2022

Askam in Furness

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids

If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .

by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019