Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

fudderstick

Stick of which to fudder with.

Flesh coloured stick that arouses pleasure in the fudderee

Long hard stick used to stimulate flap region

Bobbie i'd love a good fuddering with your long hard (preferrably used) fudderstick

by fluffermuffin May 14, 2008

Fuddle Buddy

A combination of a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy -> a fuddle buddy

Someone that you occasionally have sex and cuddle with, no strings attached.

I am going over to Joe's house for the night, he is my fuddle buddy

by Carling Johnson January 27, 2012

fuddersnickle

Fuddersnickle is one of the kid friendly ways to say “fuck”

Friend: * slaps me across the face*

Me: “bro, what the fuddersnickle is wrong with you”

by SALLmighty June 4, 2020

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010