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fuckstick

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007
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Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'
Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.
by spabath January 19, 2008
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fuckstack

n. fuckstack: a stack of things; a shitload, an assload, a shit ton; the mind as a manifestation of your sentience that kinda chills in your head.

v. fuckstack, -ing: stacking items, ideas, PBRs or tweets; increasing dramatically.

adj. fuckstacked: stacked up; crammed, clogged, jammed; immense.

adv. fuckstack: supreme.
n. fuckstack: "I want a fuckstack of french toast."

n. fuckstack: "Thinking about the logistics of that just blew my fuckstack to pieces."

v. fuckstack: "Aight, who the dicks wants to fuckstack PBR with me? I'm ready to crunk it up."

v. fuckstacking: "Fuckstacking my bladder box with Monster."

adj. fuckstacked: "I love a fuckstacked inbox."

adv. fuckstack: "Holy ducking shiv dick on the floor fuckstack disabled analytical operations compromised rerouting all basic processing help"
by 93octane February 25, 2009
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Fucksticks

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.
1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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Fuckabitch

Southerner 1: Jim's gettin' married to that nice young lady from down the street

Southerner 2: Well, fuckabitch.
by JimShotHim December 31, 2009
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fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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fuckation

A type of vacation where the goal is not to shop, go to museums or to visit theme parks- the only goal is to...fuck-a lot.

Works best if it is well-planned and your fuckee or fucker plans to go with you.
Dude, I wish I was still with Sally- I sure could use a fuckation too!
by felipita June 16, 2010
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