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This means someone wants to have sex with you but having sex hard. You put that Cock into that Pussy and it will feel good and no I don’t watch porn or masturbate
by WildPUSSYCat October 3, 2019
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1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.
1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.
by Laughing Out Loud January 2, 2006
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What I say when I hurt my balls by moving
by Anonymous32194 January 4, 2009
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If someone says 'Fuck me' it means they want you (if man) to put your penis in her vagina and thrust.. Aka sex.
Men: fuck me
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1) Something you say when you're annoyed

2) Sexual demand
1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑

2) "Fuck me daddy!"
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It's people who want to have sex very passionately
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