Frankenspliff

A frankenspliff is a joint rolled by someone that doesn't know how to roll very good. It could have stems poking out, or need to be patched up, or could even have a second paper wrapped around the first in an attempt to hide the bad roll job.

Wow, did you see that frankenspliff Chris rolled? It looks like that thing just rose from the dead!

by Potty McPotterson June 23, 2011

Frankenpenis

Ron Jeremy's schlong. Also a character in one of his movies: Dr. Frankenpenis.

Ron J. and his Frankenpenis.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Frankensphincter

Frankensphincter. NOUN. (frank-en-SPHINC-ter) A term used derisively as an insult or put-down describing a person, or group, as a reanimated corpse made mostly or exclusively from the sphincters of dead people and/or animals, or describing the creator of such a creature.

The head of the petroleum company is trying to pass blame for the latest oil-spill debacle onto his project managers, and they'll likely blame their people, and so on. What a TOTAL frankensphincter. (In the example, both positions are expressed.)

by slego May 5, 2010

frankencop

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.

“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”

by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

frankenplanning

to create your own planner from multiple existing planners to find your planner peace

Much like Frankenstein's monster, if you will, but more like Planning's monster aka frankenplanning.

by ill.pencil.it.in June 3, 2018

frankenphone

a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.

The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!

The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.

by miss gradenko July 1, 2011