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Doug Funnie

A fantastic life changing cartoon that was aired on Nickelodeon during the 90s. It was later purchased by the Disney Corporation and went completely downhill thereafter.

The show "Doug" marks the trials and tribulations of a ten-haired, big nosed, green vest wearing, 11 year old boy with a humouous middle name (Yancey). Douglas Yancey Funnie (his full name) lives in a town called Bluffington with his family and faithful dog named none other than Porkchop. One of Doug's favorite activities includes writing in his journal and hanging out at the Honkerburger with his best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine. Skeeter is an odd creature at best. At first glance, he is a blue colored semi-retarded suburban child who can make an unlimited amount of odd sounds. His trademark sound being a "honk honk" noise, if you will. However, in one episode we learn that Skeeter is in fact a certified genius.

Doug and Skeeter, as well as almost every child in Bluffington, are madly in love with the famous rock group called The Beets. The Beets are responsible for such decade defining hits as "I need more allowance", "Killer Tofu", "Shout your lungs out", and "Where's my sock?".

Doug was indeed a brilliant show that was way beyond it's time. It defined my childhood as well as millions of other childrens'. Doug's Nickelodeon years were the happiest times of his life. He never grew up, always wore shorts, and inched ever so close to finally winning the heart of his mulatto love interest, Patti Mayonnaise. However, once Doug moved on over to Disney, he changed drastically. His personality was completely altered, not to mention he changed his clothes quite often. This move was a shock and a horrible mistake. The only proper thing to do now is to kill Doug off for he has been tainted by the poison tentacles of the Disney Corporation.
by Doug Lover September 12, 2008
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A person in Rochester Minnesota that somehow manages to shit on the bottom of the toilet seat and leaves a total disaster for the next person that uses the toilet.
Damn, the Rochester fonzie destroyed the toilet again!
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The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
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Somebody cool/relex. A person who is just like that guy from Happydays.
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the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.
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Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?
Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.
Thing 2: bummer...
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Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.
Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?

Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!

Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
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