MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 17, 2011
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Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.
Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.
by Zumunuk September 25, 2021
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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
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flinch

to get a a boner for something that maybe isn't right.
a penis flinch sort to say.

origin from "brucewillakers" pokemon stream.
*sees 2 sisters fight at the movies*
"ooh flinch"
by Bearlyman March 09, 2017
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bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.
Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?
by Bacon Flinching January 06, 2018
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car flinch

A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.
When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads. I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.
by Goober4720 June 19, 2006
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Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.
Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching
by Flextavious February 17, 2023
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