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MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011
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Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.
Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.
by Zumunuk September 25, 2021
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Flinch Stone

A Flinch Stone is someone who usualy flinched whe something is coming towards them. They will try to block their face or what ever part is trying to be hit in a quick, cowardly way. The name is a play on words and is supposed to sound like the Flint Stones, like the old cartoon. If someone flinched a lot you can say "how many flinch stone gummies did you eat today!?". (The gummies part is like flint stone vitamins.)
Person 1: Pretends to hit person 2*
Person 2: Flinches*
Person 1: "Ahhh, flinch stones right here! How may flinch stone vitamins did you take today?"
by Lamb sauce l o c a t e d January 30, 2021
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ass flinched

Giggling so hard that you end up moving a bit in your seat, about to fall off
PLZ I SAW MR. STUART WALK IN WITH HIS COSTUME AND I SWEAR MY ASS FLINCHED
by crocodile toes December 26, 2020
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wrist flinch

When you shoot a pistol at someone that has lots of recoiol nd your wrist cant help but recoil with it causing a flinching type motion
If you keep on tempting me you going to make my wrist flinch
by T.M.187.89 February 22, 2019
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flinch

to get a a boner for something that maybe isn't right.
a penis flinch sort to say.

origin from "brucewillakers" pokemon stream.
*sees 2 sisters fight at the movies*
"ooh flinch"
by Bearlyman March 9, 2017
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Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.
Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching
by Flextavious February 17, 2023
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