Tense your muscles like you want to fight.
Amanda flexed on my x because she is jealous we are back together.
by Phishsticks May 27, 2017
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to masturbate; to pull oneself off; to manually ejaculate; to flex
"have you seen that flick where that guy flex's right into that bitch's ear?"
by Flexmaster Flux April 1, 2003
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To snog
Bob: OMG she looked so buff 2 day
Jim: Did you flex her?
Bob: Yeah man all day in the park
by Dragonmaster24 October 23, 2009
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The artform of smoking marijuana.
To smoke weed.
To hit green and such.

Originated in Union County NJ by the Strength Team. MUSCLE UP!!!!
Let's Flex some Green.
Wanna Flex?
by Slick Rick the Ruler December 22, 2004
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A cross between a popular brand of toothpaste and the ever-ready sales assistant of WH Smith in Derby.
Flex, do you have the new issue of Tractor & Heritage Magazine?
by Well... October 17, 2004
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Jack: I go to bed at 8
Jill:I go to bed at nine suck my penis
Jack: Jill you do not have a penis
Jill: nobody gives a fuck and stop flexing your penis
by One guy December 6, 2018
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