flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

Flanker

verb. Referring to a penis losing its erection.

Upon thinking of my ex-girlfriend's pancake nipples, my penis started to flanker.

by vmharris February 4, 2010

dick flanker

A girl that avoids giving head.....says she doesn't like it,that it's gross

I tried to get dome last night from that chick ,but she totally was a dick flanker.

by TrippMagnet October 19, 2017

Flanker

The act of pulling down your testicals during sexual intercorse and rubbing on the ass hole of your mate.

I used the flanker on that hot chick.

by JDOGGMOFO September 30, 2003

Flangetastic

Word used to describe a female who is so sexually attractive that when you see her you drop everything turn stare and utter the word "Flangetastic"

Dave " Dan why you stopped"
Dan "Look at her my god she is Flangetastic"
Dave "Fuck yes my Flangeometer is going off"

by Dan-e75 November 16, 2006

Flanker back

When you creep up behind a woman and sniff her hair.

Joe Biden played flanker back in college.

by Tony scarboni February 7, 2021

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003