Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022

Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 04, 2014

Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs August 27, 2015

flaccid

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

by bakazungu March 10, 2011

Flaccid

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

by Mikey Gig October 02, 2005

flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

by G-man February 11, 2004

flaccid

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.

That last dab has me flaccid.

by cxnxr! February 17, 2018