G-man's definitions

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 3, 2004

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

stank ass

Filthy odor from one's being or body

Get on with yo stank ass!

by g-man September 23, 2003

offroading

Another term for engaging in anal sex.

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005