fishtarded

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

fishmalk

A person or character who behaves in a "random" or "wacky" manner in an attempt at humor, to the annoyance of those around them.

The term is believed to have originated from the "Vamprie: the dark ages" rulebook for the "the dark ages" roleplaying game, as a portmanteau of the word fish (notorious for their wacky/randomness) and Malkavian (a clan notorious for every member being at least partially insane.)

I'm not a fan of Deadpool because the writers tend to make him a fishmalk, rather than give him an interesting personality.

by SteevPoyo96 June 15, 2017

Fishy Kiss

When you hold someones cheeks and full on blow into their mouth as if you were blowing up a balloon. You get this weird feeling like you have air going down your body. You suddenly find your self laughing and entering a new state of mind. It's nice.

Person 1: My friends do fishy kisses all the time!
Person 2: OMG FISHY KISSES! every time i do those i can't stop laughing

by catz123 November 30, 2010

Fishy Kissy

Preforming Oral Sex On a Female Who Has a Stinky Vagina.

Ricky: Franky got a Fishy Kissy from sammy!
Timmy: Sick man! She doesn't take care of herself!

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010

Fishlake

Village in Doncaster, South Yorkshire full of inbreds. Locals can usually be found at the local pub and very much like a stereotypical village they hate newcomers. Its likely that most residents fail to have a grasp of spelling and grammar and are quite happy to languish in their village bubble without any ambition to travel or see the world.

Yeah, I watched that film 'The Hills have Eyes 2' last night and it sure reminded me of Fishlake!

by wickedgal May 30, 2010

Fishcaking

The process of administering a haddock into the vaginal shaft for means of sexual pleasure.

Jane went down the fish mongers purchased a haddock in the knowledge she be fishcaking with her boyfriend Paddy later.

by The Fish Monger January 30, 2010

Fishy Boobkin

A piece of aquatic shit.

The fishy boobkin is a big fat piece of shit.

by The fishy boobkin November 6, 2016