fink

The tapered end of a shit caused by the asshole closing.
"That turd was 18 inches long from heel to fink!"
by TMOUS May 10, 2006
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fink

A loveable trickster who wins affection through his/her mischevious antics.
"Oh, John Perry, did you urinate in my soda? You little fink!"
by Smalls April 05, 2005
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fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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Fink

A gay slang term for a fat twink.
Dude Kyle isn't a twink he's a fink
by mmq5f5 August 31, 2011
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Fink

(adj.)Sometimes referred to as a rat or spy.

(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.
Say, that Fink guy is not exactly the fink as his name would explain.
by Anonymous... November 19, 2004
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Fink

(verb) To Finger Fuck. A combination of the words "Finger" and "Fuck".
by come at me bro May 13, 2010
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finked

The act of a sober male taking advantaged of an intoxicated female at a party. The male involved is referred to as the finker and is often creepy, skinny, and extremely pale.
Can you believe Kelly got finked twice?!
by Sit0nMyThumb October 31, 2010
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