fink

The tapered end of a shit caused by the asshole closing.

"That turd was 18 inches long from heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006

fink

A loveable trickster who wins affection through his/her mischevious antics.

"Oh, John Perry, did you urinate in my soda? You little fink!"

by Smalls April 4, 2005

fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.

Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Fink

A gay slang term for a fat twink.

Dude Kyle isn't a twink he's a fink

by mmq5f5 September 2, 2011

Fink

(adj.)Sometimes referred to as a rat or spy.

(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.

Say, that Fink guy is not exactly the fink as his name would explain.

by Anonymous... November 19, 2004

Fink

(verb) To Finger Fuck. A combination of the words "Finger" and "Fuck".

"Did you fink my girl in Europe?"

by come at me bro May 12, 2010

finked

The act of a sober male taking advantaged of an intoxicated female at a party. The male involved is referred to as the finker and is often creepy, skinny, and extremely pale.

Can you believe Kelly got finked twice?!

by Sit0nMyThumb November 1, 2010