Finding Nemo

Fill up your tub, throw your clownfish in there, strap goggles on your girl, then smash her head in the water and bang her in the ass until she catches the fish.

Last night I found Nemo'd my girl!

You better watch it babe or you'll be finding Nemo!

by Donnie Gleason January 13, 2011

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia

Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."

by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

cousin fondling

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

by *myself* June 10, 2005

fondling

The art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erect nipples.

you like being fondled eh cherise?

by damn ass July 18, 2005

finding nemo

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...

Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...

by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005