finance

v. To embezzle

From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.

Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer.

by mandingoe April 13, 2004

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finance jew

Greedy, dishonest person who takes advantage of the situation in a financial transaction.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.

Listen to the finance jews playing the stock market scream when they are fleeced for a change.

by shonny October 9, 2007

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financé

What a gold-digging lady views her husband-to-be.

And of course, this word's spelling can be altered slightly from "financé" to "financeé", to refer to a lady who's engaged to a gold-digging guy, and who is viewed by him as merely a meal-ticket and/or the means to a more-fluent lifestyle

by QuacksO July 14, 2019

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Finance bro

someone who desperately wants to be rich and will always talk about stocks and other finance garbage.
will likely repost edits of andrew tate and other richy rich douches who post videos of their stupid courses

"James wants to be a Finance Bro so bad its fucking disgusting"

by Xur345687 May 17, 2023

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finanception

1. (v) The act of burying one's financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) Any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) Any massively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.

Bob- "Where's your retirement fund?"
Jim- "When 2008 came around, I pulled some finanception...so I'm good!"
Bob- "You better hope to die in your early fifties."

by Holacromium March 6, 2012

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Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

by cod1008 November 19, 2010

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