Fido Dido

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015

Fido lick

When a girl smears her vagina in peanut butter, and then lets her dog lick it off.

Hey did you hear about the girl who got a Fido lick?

No, I'm not into that kind of stuff.

by 74826748 April 9, 2014

fornicating fido

fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.

by victor musial December 13, 2008

peeping fido

Moment experienced during love making when you look up from your partner and into the eyes of a household pet. Can be accidental or intentional.

So I was doing this girl the other night and there was a peeping fido on the edge of the bed.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

psycho fido

That crazy ex-girlfriend that won't go away.

I can't get rid of her, she won't go away. She's psycho Fido

by Zack's mom October 11, 2023