feasting eagle

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.

Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!

by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.

Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.

Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!

by yzzoP February 11, 2023

The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.

mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.

by Keller austin September 25, 2021

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

feasor

A hip way to describe a tortfeasor, or a wrongdoer in tort law.

Did you see old lady Palsgraf get hit with that scale when that 'feasor tried to bring fireworks on a train?

My barn burned down because that 'feasor built his hayrick in a manner susceptible to spontaneous combustion.

by j_van December 8, 2010

Feast or Famine

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.

My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.

by NihilistDom July 10, 2009