Fauxbama

When Obama is less than successful/truthful. F'ing up Obama during midterm elections.

If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, its Fauxbama
When I looked at him, he looked like Fauxbama. Can't get anything passed in the legislature? It's Fauxbama. The president not being truthful? It's Fauxbama.

by fobama November 3, 2010

Fauxberry

A fake, barely identifiable fruity taste associated with many popular softdrinks. It's a not quite grape, not quite raspberry taste. It reminds you of more than one thing but nothing in particular.

A new energy drink comes out in a flavor "Razzilicious" The ingredients say artificial flavors. It kind of has a hint of raspberry but there might be plum or kumquat or jack fruit or banana or passion fruit or concord grape thrown in. Kinda like the people staying at a motel who make fake margaritas by buying beer, orange juice and salt at a convenience store. The only word to describe it is simufruit orfauxberry.

by RogueSun July 1, 2009

Fauxballer

One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.

Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.

by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009

Fauxbercrombie

Clothes designed to look like they're part of the A&F collection but which are sold at Wal-Mart, Target and Kohl's.

Ugh. You're embarrassing yourself wearing that Fauxbercrombie shirt.

by StSean November 1, 2008

fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot

Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008

fauxbese

FAUXBESITY: fo•beese•ity noun, looking obese without actually being obese.

Look over there, jim is making a double chin and he looks FAUXBESE

by TheRealCorn January 29, 2016

Fauxband

Just like a husband but not in the eyes of the law

My fauxband and I have been together for 6 years. He put a ring on it, we don't care about a marriage license!

by Weird Girl Adventures November 2, 2021