Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Board Fave

A corporate officer who is a favorate of the Board of Directors, and consquently, untouchable.

Employee #1: Wow, the new CFO is a real asshole.
Employee #2: Tough, he's a Board Fave.
Employee #1: I wonder if there is some way I can get on his team?

by WGN July 29, 2006

Leaving the faucet on

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

by PizzaCat November 8, 2014

fauxetry

This is a word for the poetry that emo kiddies write. It's not real poetry, they just think it is. Hence, the introduction of fauxetry.

"Not another piece of fauxetry for your livejournal!"

by Ms Errorfied August 17, 2005

fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

by interesting words February 10, 2015

Fave

This person may have started as a friend but they have become so much more. This is your favorite person. The person you looked forward to seeing and talking to everyday. The person that can put the biggest smile on your face and can turn the cloudiest day into the brightest one. The person that stands by your side, through good and bad times. This person means so much to you and truly deserves the title of Fave.

Me: Tori always knows how to put a smile on my face!
Friend: Well of course, she is your fave, isn't she?
Me: Of course she's the fave. :)

by SwiftCeo December 30, 2014

Fanvergent

When a fangirl or fanboy are in more than one fandom, and are fangirling over all of them. Fanvergence isn't too uncommon but is extremely difficult to manage.

"I love The Fault in our Stars, the Mortal Instrument, The Divergent Series, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and..."
"Okay dude, we get it, you're fanvergent,"

by Golden Girl March 15, 2015