falwell

a raging homosexual with a small penis

the queer eyes for the straight guy are huge falwells

by america June 13, 2004

Falwell

(Verb) To sit something out and watch rather than participate

Hey Jerry, do you want in on this poker game? No, I’m just going to Falwell this one.

Dude, did you do end up doing a threesome with those two girls? No, I just Falwell’d that night

Back off pal. How about you just Falwell this one.

by Neil36 September 19, 2020

Captain Fatbelly

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray

Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!

by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

The Falwellian Empire

Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.

"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"

by Lupin1 September 28, 2006

farwell

A last name, often pronounced as "farewell" or "fallwell".

Often stoners or alcoholics, they have big hearts, good looks, short tempers, dark hair and blue eyes, and are extremely down to earth.

"She's gotta be a Farwell. Look at those eyes!"

by DallasTanya June 25, 2008

FatWelshFather

Said to a person putting on airs and graces, or boasting about their wealth. The synonym is a homophone for "Lah-di dah!" (Lardy Da)

"My third Porsche needs new leopard-skin seat covers."
"Well... FatWelshFather."

by UncleDes March 2, 2009

fatwillie

forum dude

gee thats a nice forum

by sprog dog May 19, 2003