Fertilizer

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.

Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

the fertilizer

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

by the chippster March 7, 2010

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

by QuacksO April 18, 2021

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.

The spa's special is a fertilized facial.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016