An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.
LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
by joff leff November 30, 2011
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by thisisstupid15 November 11, 2020
Get the Faris mug.1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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Get the Faris mug."Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
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