fartocline

The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.

Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'

Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'

by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016

Frito Pie

A sexual act that is similar to performing a cream pie but instead of filling a vagina with semen it is done to a butthole (otherwise known as a bussy). 'Cream pie' is to pussy as 'frito pie' is to bussy.

Carter went to West Hollywood last week and got a Frito Pie in the bathroom.

by ladymarmalade July 22, 2019

farifo

a spanish slang term that describes a homosexual man in a humorous manner. A less profane for of the spanish word "Maricon"

Que farifo es ese hombre. Dejate de fariforeria.

by Elias R December 16, 2007

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

by Shifty Jiffy December 8, 2013

fagito

A gay mexican man

shut up ya fagito

by Mobster 2879 July 16, 2018

Fritos Effect

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

by DXL Spin February 11, 2012